Department of Hot Gamer Girlfriend Acquisition

The Directorate for Science and Technology keeps a close eye on the internet community in hopes of fostering a closer relationship with both web surfing men and computer savvy babes worldwide. To help encourage this meeting of minds, the Directorate provides the below web resources to help spread the message: Succurro Misellus Viri Condeco Decorus Puella!

Desktop Wallpapers

Show your patriotic loyalty but draping your computer desktop with these 1024x768 wallpapers.

iPhone Wallpapers

Special field agents, make sure to clearly mark your department-issued hardware with Directorate for Science and Technology approved wallpapers.

Forum Avatars

Show your loyalty to the Department of Hot Gamer Girlfriend Acquisition by assigning yourself an 80 pixel by 80 pixel avatar. Represent us at all your local forums, and spread the good word!

Official Seal

Stamped with pride on our paperwork and on this very web site, the offical Seal symbolizes everything we stand for. Under the sky, over the sea, everywhere on this land, there are women who enjoy gaming as much as men... and verily, they are hot.

Click on any of the following links to download an image file of the above Seal...

• Full color GIF, 300px by 300px
• Black and white GIF, 300px by 300px
• Full color EPS, vector drawing

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
- Penn Jillette

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