The Department of Hot Gamer Girlfriend Acquisition is committed to getting every desperate, lonely, gaming male an offical Hot Gamer Girlfriend. Due to poor record keeping, the Department has yet to have any documented proof that their efforts have had any positive results or any proof that their intervention in potential male-to-hot-gaming-babe relationships are anything but coincidental. However, the Department still has a federal budget and presidential mandate to get geeks laid, no matter how ineffective our efforts may be!
The Department is proud to offer a downloadable form for your convenience. Years of focus groups, market research, technological advances, and board meetings went into the development of this form.
Unfortunately, due to poor inital planning, no development budget was remaining for online submission of this form, so you’ll be required to submit the form to our offices by hand.
You can download an Adobe PDF application to either fill out yourself, or hand out copies to all your gaming friends. However, our legal department requires us to point out that the Department is not responsible for any possible injuries if you pass this form on to any female gaming friends.
"I think perhaps you were snared by the bureaucracy of the agency that provided you with the form you are using."
- Vandermore, 2006